Garbage Software Apps

In these endless sunny days when your'efeeling hot, hot, hot on the beach or in your hot car, imagine therelief from the heat if you could cool down with your very ownchilly air conditioned cooling fan. This cool AC app emulates thesatisfying hum of freezing cold air being blown out of an ACcooling fan at 1500 freezing BTUs.More powerful than any weak pocket fan, just sit in comfort asyour Android air conditioner app appears to cool you down anytimeor anyplace.Features include:* Amaze your friends* Great party joke* Lifelike air conditioner graphics* Three fan speeds* Three air fan emulations* Power button if you get too cold* Move to SD card functionality* FreeNote: This application is for fun only and no cooling claims aremade - enjoy!

Do you or a friend or family member have afear of the dentist? Then fear some more! Behold the prank dentistdrill. Prank, scare, or annoy your family and friends as you paradearound your home,school, or workplace while running this dentistsdrill app.The high-pitched scream of the dentist drill will have themrunning for cover. This dentist drill joke is both fun andfunny.Features include:* High-pitched drill sound.* On and off switches* Animated, rotating drill bit* Animated tooth, plague and gum bits shooting all over thescreen.Just like the real thing, dentist drill will have them rollingin the aisles.

In these endless cold days when your'efeelingcold, cold, cold on the ski slopes, at work, or in yourheater-lesscar, imagine the relief from the cold if you could heatup withyour very own virtual fire heater and fan. This prank pocketheaterapp appears to emulate the satisfying hum of hot air beingblownout of a three-bar heater at full force. Fol your mindintothinking your getting warm right from your phone.Be the envy of all your friends and family and fool them asyouappear to stay toasty warm - a wonderful prank.Features include:* Amaze your friends* Great party joke* Lifelike heater graphics* Three fan speeds* Three air heat emulations* Power button if you get too hot* Move to SD card functionality* FreeNote: This application is for fun only and no heating claimsaremade - enjoy!

Virtually dry your hands at anytime oranyplacewith this virtual hand dryer. Undoubtedly the cleanest andmostgerm-free way of virtually drying your hands. Relax as thesound ofwarm air suggests hand drying is taking place in all itsglory.Use your virtual hand drier at the ball park, opera,villagefete, or any other place when you need a little virtualdrying.Features include:* High quality graphics* High quality animation of hot air* Start and stop buttons* Realistic dryer noises* Virtually germ free* Virtually therapeutic* Can also be used as a virtual hair dryerFunny prank and fun for all.Note: No hand drying claims are made. This is a fun app.

DescriptionCreate days of excitement with your very own airsoftgun(automatic). Amazing life-like looks and functionality ofanautomatic air soft gun simulator. New and old airsoft gunseekerswill thrill to the sound of their very own airsoftweaponsimulator.Excellent stress reliever!Features include:* FREE* Realistic Airsoft sound feedback.* Quality Airsoft graphics.* Animated Airsoft 'ammo' counter.* Animated Airsoft gun fire.* Foldable Airsoft gun stock* Foldable Airsoft gun sights* FREE updates when available....and much more.

Own your very own moo'ing cow This fun cowwillmoo (or cow talk) until the cows come home. Fun for all thefamilyand as wholesome as full-cream milk. Play with your cow inyour veryown virtual meadow. Listen to the gentle moos as theclouds andhot-air balloons drift by on the summer breeze.Also works as a fun prank on your friends. Pull out your cowappand press on the cow to emit along cows mmmmooooo. Confuseyourfriends as they try to find the cow that appears to be atthesubway, mall, school room, party, workplace, or any other placeacow should not be.Alternatively, talk to cows! Let some cow sound action go atthefence-line and see if a real cow talks back! The possibilitiesforfun are endless.Features include:Awesome Cow SoundsAwesome Cow GraphicsRandom Cow NoisesAnimated CowAnimated Fluffy CloudsAnimated Hot-Air BalloonsFun, fun, fun, ....free, free, free!!!

Yes, its true. Goats talk and goats makefunnysounds. Download this free goat sound app and be entertainedforhours as Ellie the Goat chats until the cows come home. PressonEllie's head and enjoy one of the many random goat sounds asElliepasses on her bleats of wisdom and goat talk. AppFUNctionalityincludes:* High Quality Graphics* Random Goat Sounds* Press to hear the goat talk - release to stop the goat talk* Animated goat mouth as Ellie chats away* Move to SD card functionality* Ellie is a true, live goat living in WA, USA!Ellie is part of a real four goat family and spends most ofherday chewing grass on the family property. She's a real'peopleperson' and good-natured to all who visit.Enjoy this free talking goat soundboard with Ellie'sbestwishes.

Spin a basketball like aprofessionalbasketball player with this amazing basketball game.Even if yourking of the basketball shoot-out, amaze your friendsthat you cankeep up with the best basketball spin champs on theplanet. Havefun spinning the basket ball on your finger and see howfast youcan get it going.Features include:* Real basketball spin motion* Realistic physics that demand that you spin accurately* 'Drop-off' the finger physics if you slow down too much* Speed calculator output - beat your friends and familyPlay center court and show them what you and yourbasketballskills can do!

DescriptionWherever you are you can experience the fun of air pellet guntargetshooting. This airgun app comes complete with a moving,rotatingtarget that will challenge all to some friendly targetshooting. Allthe thrill of competition along with excellentgraphics andrealistic vibration as you fire away with you airgunsimulator.Great stress reliever and best of all - FREE!For Entertainment purposes only. Please use responsibly!Features include:* FREE* Sound feedback.* Quality looking airgun graphics.* Animated airgun pellet counter in the handle.* Animated airgun pellet firing.* Moving and rotating target.* Target 'hits' shown on the rotating target.* FREE updates when available....and much more.

Your'e a wizard, warlock, or witchyoungAndroid user! Now jump on your broomstick and take flight!Own your very own witch or wizard broomstick. Virtually soaroverthe rooftops of 'Olde London Towne' and thrill to the freedomofflight on your very own witch's or wizard's broomstick. Wizardryisnever complete without a broomstick - this broom stickoffersexciting sounds and imagery all at the press of a button.This FREEbroomstick offers:* Realistic Graphics* Go, Stop, Reset Your Flight* Realistic Flying Broomstick Sounds* Move to SD Capability* Shock Your Friends* Excellent Party GagPress GREEN to fly, Press RED to stop, Press YELLOW toreset.Please use this witch broomstick responsibly. As this is aphoneapp, do not attempt to actually fly around the room on thiswizardbroomstick while sat atop your phone.

This Car Alarm simulator will provideendlessentertainment and jokes as you play a car alarm sound prankon yourfriends or family. Fascinate and amaze, as you appear tolock orunlock your car alarm siren system remotely from anylocation rightfrom your phone! Let your friends witness theflashing lights andcar alarm horn sound as your car confirms toyour device that itsprank alarm has been armed or unarmed.This free car alarm remote prank will entertain over andoveragain. Sirens, lights, sound, and action will add to thefun.Features include:* Car alarm siren lock button with confirmation beep andcarlights flash.* Car alarm siren 'Armed' or 'Unarmed' feedback.* Car alarm siren unlock button with confirmation beep andvehiclelights flash.* Car alarm siren button that sounds a VERY loud alarm tonewhilethe vehicles headlights and spotlights flash in unison.This app is free for you to enjoy. Fool your friend, foolyourfamily with this prank car remote, or use as a car horn sirentoget attention.Entertainment uses only.

The zombies are coming and they aregettinghungry.....feed them a yummy ZOMBIE PIZZA - fresh beatinghearts,hair, bloody sauce and more. Throw it in the oven to bringout theflavors.

Didgeridoo Sport!Own your very own Didgeridoo - A wind instrument developed byIndigenous Australians of northern Australia. Press and hold theDidgeridoo button to play a wonderful, random didgeridoo sound .Thrill to the sounds of the unusual instrument from 'downunder'.This free application offers:* Realistic Graphics* Realistic Didgeridoo Sounds* RANDOM Didgeridoo Sounds* Move to SD Capability* Shock Your Friends* Excellent Party Conversation StarterThank you sport - put another shrimp on the barbie...

A Talking Monkey that generates Monkey Sounds.Don't go ape or bananas but can you talk to monkeys? Yes youcan!Fascinate and amaze your gorilla friends with your very owntalkingmonkey. Thrill to random monkey and ape sounds as thischeeky chimpchatters and shrieks to its hearts content. Swingthrough virtualtrees of monkey sounds and screams. This animalsounds app is adelight as its like having your very own zoo ofsounds right on yourdevice.Talking monkey is fun for all ages and will dazzle andamaze.Wonderful crowd-pleaser and joke and all for the unbeatablepriceof FREE.Talking Monkey Features Include:* High Quality Monkey Graphics* Random Chimp Sounds or Monkey Sounds* Press to Hear monkey Talk - Release to Stop monkey Talk* Animated Mouth as Your Monkey Chats Away* Move to SD Card FunctionalityChat with a chimp or monkey today!

Boy this chicken can lay eggs!Imagine if you will your very own chicken that lays eggs.Presson this friendly egg-laying hen and thrill to the sight andchickensounds of fresh eggs gathering before your very eyes. Noneed tohunt for these chicken eggs as the pile gets larger andlarger.Features include;* Lifelike chicken egg laying sounds.* Lifelike chicken egg laying visuals.* Lifelike chicken egg laying animation as the egg is layed.* FREE!This chicken app offers hours of hen-pecked fun and laughter.Bethe talk of town and the toast of the party with an endlesssupplyof virtual fresh eggs. Do you live in an apartment, city orhomethat does not allow chickens or a chicken coop? No problem, asthischick never strays away from your phone or tablet. All thethrillsof being a chicken owner but without the expense or clean-upofrunning a chicken coop.Good cluck, I mean, good luck!Note; For entertainment only - no claims of ability tofry,poach, scramble or boil these virtual eggs is made.

Car Mechanic Simulator is a funinteractivegame full of real life car repair shop sounds. From carlifts, oilchanges, tire repair, this car sound game has it all.Play theradio and don't forget to answer the telephone.Features:* Animated car movements* Virtual car repair* Real life auto repair sounds* Interactive Oil Changes* Working garage radio* Working car repair shop lights* Working used oil collection* ...and much, much moreA great game to play while waiting for your "real" car toberepaired.

A fun and interactive fake phone and fakephone dialer for your entertainment. This play phone lets you havefun pressing numbers, taking a call, or ringing a phone. No actualphone call is made from the phoney phone dialer as its forentertainment only. Some of the exciting features are:• *Brilliantly colorful icons from 0-9 allow for easy pressingof a button.• *Realistic audio tone feedback for each button press.• *Talk button that when pressed, plays back a pre-recordedgreeting.• *Ring button that when pressed, sounds a telephone ringer.• *Best of all Free!Download this new and exciting phoney phone call app and fooland entertain your friends, family, and co-workers.

A talking robot for all!Indeed, you will thrill to the sights and sounds of theultimatetalking robot. Will you believe your eyes and ears when youwitnessthis talking robot with:* Breathtaking Graphics* Mesmerizing Robot Talk* Shocking Speaking Animation*...and Free, Free, freeLet this tin chap both amuse and delight you. Stare into hiseyesand look to the future of apps.Download this talking robot today, and be the talk of thetowntomorrow !!!

Let the kids do all the driving, fromsteeringto honking, this fun car simulator app is sure to teachyour kidsor toddler the rules of the road.Features include:* Animated car driving* Realistic sounds* Fun surprise passengers* Day or night time driving* Car engine overheats* Night driving with working headlights* Day driving to your favorite tunes* Working car accelerator* Working car brakes* Working car engine ON.* Working car radio* Working car indicators (blinkers)...and much more.Auto fun for the whole family.Keep the your children safe with this fun toddler, tween toadultcar driving simulator. This car dash board is both stunningandcompletely interactiveKeep your hands on the wheel and always signal before a turn.Oh,yes, and don't forget to wear your seatbelt.This is a fun car driving, horn honking, radio playing,kidsdream car simulator. Dash now and get this FREE cardashboard!

Eeeek! Time to bring out the spiders andscareyour friends and family. Spiders can be anywhere. Usingyourphone's camera, this app allows you to take a photo and aspider isput on your hand, your dog, your cat, your friends hair.Anywhere!Don't be afraid, these spiders won't build a web in your phoneorbite you.

Will you go bald? At what age? Will yourfriendor family member go bald? How about your dog? Wouldn't theyall liketo know at what age they will be as bald as a bowlingball?Prank your friends and family with your very own bald headagescanner. Hours of hilarity as the bald head age scanner appearstodetect and predict the age at which the unfortunate victim willberendered bald and therefore an outcast from a hair-filledsociety.Predict baldness and at what age!Features include;* High Quality Graphics* High Quality Sound Effects* Random Prediction of Balding Age* Fun for All Ages.To use:1. Ask your friend or family member to touch the fingerprintandthen release.2. Press the Scan button.3. Wait while the magic happens.4. Report the 'bald by age' findings to your 'victim'5. Laugh, laugh, laugh....For entertainment purposes only.

This virtual fireplace will warm the cocklesofyour heart. Virtual warmth pours from the blazing fire place asyourelax in front of a cozy virtual fire. Listen to the cracklesandpops as flames dance and dazzle away the embers of the wood.Thrillto the realistic flames as they dance and curve into theair.This virtual cozy fireplace has two settings for yourcomfort;Low setting provides low flames and sound effects, Highsettingprovides large flames and louder sound effects.Use this app in the suggested scenarios:* Provide virtual warmth* For romantic situations* Holiday situations* Marriage proposals* At the big game* During a burn ban* Skiing* Stuck in snow.....and much, much more.Enjoy this free app and its entertainment value.

Shoot 'em up paintball gun game.Playingpaintball with your friends or by yourself, you'll never getto theend! Face paced and full of evil, these mean people will notbe hitby any paint ball unless.... Give it a go, see if you can getthemwith your paintball gun before your time runs out. Bubble poptheballoon faces before they insult you.Watch in delight as your paintballs of fury fly againstthesemean dudes. Realistic paintball splats and explosions add tothefun.Hit a face with a paintball and watch a new face appear whoisfaster, meaner, and stinkier.* Excellent Graphics* Exciting audio* Paintball Animation* Dozens of Characters* Paintball Hit Counter* Time CounterINSTRUCTIONSStop the mean people from flying around, smack, whack or tapthemwith your finger and let the fun healing begin. You have 60secondsto paintball them all....GO!

Cat Teaser Cat Sounds is a fun cat teaserforall ages.Here kitty, kitty! Time to annoy the cat, kitten, or cougarinyour life with cat sounds. If you have no cats, try buggingyourparents, friends or brother. Call to your feline friend usingour"Cat Come" sound or "Here Kitty, Kitty" cat sound.NEW - more ways to play with your cat:* moving cat laser spot.* animated fly with sounds to drive your cat crazy.* animated mouse with sounds to thrill the kitten ofyourchoice.Get ready for a hair-raising experience, a few cat scratches,andmeow - ers of fun!Make you cat so catatonic that it needs a cat-scan. Catchthiscat sound teaser now!This FREE app also has the following cat sound teasers:* Tweety Bird Sound* Mouse Squeak Sound* Dog Bark Sound* Snake Hiss Sound* Dinner Call Sound* 'Here Kitty' Call SoundPurrrrrrfect! Cat-ch you later!

A virtual gun shooting range that you canvisitany time and any place. Thrill to the sights and sounds of 4virtualweapons. This fun and interactive gun app includes thefollowingguns along with realistic sights and sounds:1. M10 Machine Gun2. AK47 Machine Gun3. Colt 45 Handgun4. Pump Action ShotgunRealistic hand gun and rifle graphics make the app so muchmoreengaging. Have fun and play safe!

Finally, you can take a few minutes and prayinsolitude. This app includes 4 prayer scenarios completewithflickering, votive, candles and gentle background music tosoothethe soul.Features include:* Holy Cross Crucifix Votive Candle* Prayer for Peace Dove Votive Candle* Holy Father's Hands Votive Candle* Holy Bible Votive Candle* Animated, Flickering Candles* Background Peaceful Music* On or Off Setting for MusicPray any place in solitude and peace with this wonderful setofChristian Holy Candles.

This FREE horse riding simulator is packedwithfun. Mount your saddle and head out on the horse trail astrideyourvery own virtual horse. This free app is usable anyplace yougo whenyou long for a relaxing horse ride on the trails. Press onahorseshoe and enjoy all the thrills of the horse trail. Ride'emCowboy!Head out on the range and hear your horse respond as youridealong.* High Quality Horse Graphics* Excellent Horse Sounds* Press on the horse head sections to hear back yourhorsesresponses* Move to SD card functionalityEnjoy this virtual horse and happy trails!